It seems I must apologise for a misunderstanding that has occurred as a result of my piece, The World is Your Oyster. In it I attempted to demonstrate how a young person could forge a career path in the burgeoning field of conspiracy theory, and as an example I suggested that a quite plausible conspiracy would be to link our prime minister to Benito Mussolini, and then to suggest that he, Christopher, was the anti-Christ. It was a clumsy comparison, and quite correctly, I have received a slew of complaints. While Benito and Christopher do bear remarkably similar physical characteristics, I was not seriously suggesting that our beloved leader